I am a great DJ
My shit slaps
I don’t take requests because I don’t need to take requests
I am all about that bass
I am the vibrations of my own vibe
I never let the beat drop
I’ve made it through difficult gigs before and I will make it through this
I will prove my fucking stepfather wrong
I am a successful DJ
I glow like a radiant mirror ball
My tracks fresher than a box of Krispy Kremes
I have an abundant knowledge of history music
My sets inspire people
My aura is overflowing with booked gigs
I am constantly growing and evolving into a better DJ
My transitions are smooth like butter
I have a wide and healthy playlist
Being a great DJ is a choice, and today I choose to be a great DJ
