This came 3rd in the Crumplbangers Gibberish Challenge set by Peggy_P - well the Total Gibberish version did, which has none of the Doobie Brothers vocals. Tom Johnson drawls so much it's hard to work out what he's saying half of the time anyway!
Surprised no-one touched Adriano Celentano's classic Prisencolinensinainciusol - who is an Italian DJ singing in pretend American English which sounds like English to Italian speakers but is actual total utter gibberish. I love stuff like that, like Japlish where people use another language for the sound of it, not understanding it so it doesn't make sense.
Adriano Celentano - Prisencolinensinainciusol
Doobie Brothers - Listen To The Music