This is almost a Captain Obvious...searched and it seems no-one has done this before? Or it's not online...Feels like something that could've come out in 2007!
Me? Mashing up Kate Nash? With MY reputation? Love how the chorus fitted and it hit me sideways cos, well it resonated rather too much but that's too private but let's just say this was a bit of an Angry RageMash.
Done while ill with a viral infection that means I have a stabbing pain in my right ear, so even the 'she don't think straight' part is autobiographical.